Touch Me and Perish (Premium Sponge Fleece Hoodie)

Boundaries are non-negotiable.

While the hedgehog might look like a harmless garden resident, it comes pre-equipped with nature’s most effective "do not touch" policy. This hoodie captures that prickly, defensive energy with a minimalist, hand-drawn aesthetic. Featuring a small but fierce hedgehog paired with the absolute ultimatum: "TOUCH ME AND PERISH." It is the perfect layer for anyone who values their personal bubble as much as their comfort.

The Goods

• Iconic Minimalism: High-contrast graphic with a unique art style that blends professional design with internet-instigator vibes.
• Premium Sponge-Fleece: Crafted with midweight 7.0 oz/yd² fabric featuring a soft, brushed interior for lasting warmth and a high-end feel.
• All-Day Durability: A specialized cotton-poly blend that provides the perfect balance of breathability and long-term wear resistance.
• Practical Design: Equipped with a large kangaroo pouch pocket for essentials and an adjustable hood with drawstring cord openings.
• Tailored Silhouette: Ribbed-knit cuffs and waistband ensure the retail fit stays true to size and retains its shape wash after wash.

The Spec Sheet

• Texture: Ultra-soft sponge-fleece interior with a smooth exterior which provides vibrant graphic detail.
• Construction: Side-seamed and retail-fitted for a modern look that isn't boxy.
• Print Tech: Vibrant Direct-to-Film (DTF) or DTG finish that keeps the "perish" warning looking sharp through every season.
• Responsibly Made: Produced with a focus on ethical manufacturing and sustainable fabric blends.

Longevity Rules

To keep your hedgehog looking fierce and your fleece feeling new, follow these steps:

• Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle (max 30C or 90F).
• Use non-chlorine bleach only when absolutely necessary.
• Tumble dry on low heat.
• If you must iron or steam, use a low-heat setting; do not dry clean.