Hey! Step Back (Unisex T-Shirt)

Personal space isn't a suggestion; it’s a mandate.

Everyone knows the Canada Goose is the undisputed heavyweight champion of sidewalk aggression. This shirt captures that "don't even think about it" energy with a minimalist, hand-drawn aesthetic. Featuring a frantic goose in a security cap shouting through a megaphone, it is the perfect uniform for anyone who values their personal bubble as much as a nesting goose values a public park.

Whether you are dodging hisses in Toronto or just trying to get through your morning commute in New York, this tee speaks the universal language of "Back off."

The Goods

• Iconic Minimalism: High-contrast graphic with a unique "stick-hand" art style that blends professional design with internet-instigator vibes.
• Soft as a Feather: Made with 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton. At a lightweight 142 g/m², it is breathable enough for summer standoffs and soft enough for all-day wear.
• Shape Retention: Built with side seams and shoulder-to-shoulder taping to ensure the fit stays crisp, even after the goose gets its way.
• Retail Standard: A modern crew neckline and tailored fit that looks just as good under a heavy jacket as it does on its own.
• Responsibly Made: Ethically produced with REACH compliance and a focus on fair manufacturing practices.

The Spec Sheet

• Texture: Premium jersey knit for a smooth, high-end feel.
• Durability: Ribbed knit collar to prevent stretching and a tear-away label for a scratch-free experience.
• Print Tech: Vibrant Direct-to-Film (DTF) or DTG finish that keeps the "Security" hat looking sharp wash after wash.

Longevity Rules

To keep your goose looking fierce and your shirt feeling new, follow these steps:

• Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle.
• Use non-chlorine bleach only when absolutely necessary.
• Tumble dry on low heat.
• If you must iron, keep it on a medium setting; avoid dry cleaning.